Stupid Yarn Stash Purchases I Have Made

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Note from the author: It came to light that some readers infer I am mocking my LYS with the below story. I promise you, this is not my intent—I love my LYS! It’s full of gorgeous yarns and lovely knitters who are all incredibly kind and helpful. I was poking fun at myself and my poor self-restraint when it comes to yarn. I’m sure we’ve all been there: You fall in love with a yarn, bring it home, then realize it’s completely ill-suited for your personal knitting preferences. To borrow a dating cliche: it’s not you, yarn, it’s me.

Upon this post being revived from its original 2018 publish date, umbrage has been taken at my statements about hand-dyed yarn. I enjoy working with and wearing hand-dyed yarns, but I find large amounts of it a little overwhelming for my personal style. So a sweater made of hand-dyed yarn is a poor choice for me. (On the other hand, I think hand-dyed socks and shawlettes are the bees knees.) If you love multicolored sweaters, by all means, rock on! Everyone should buy, knit, and wear what brings them joy.


Like many of you other yarn folk out there, I occasionally have a little “accident” at my LYS to the detriment of my stash. Swept up in the heat of the moment, I recently bought a sweater quantity of handpainted fingering-weight yarn. It’s beautiful, with pink and purple and all the unicorn colors I love. It wasn’t until I got home that I realized what I’d done.

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This will not end well.

Handpainted yarn. So beautiful in the skein; so clown-barfy knitted up. Something happens in the process of winding it into a ball that changes it from a beautiful rainbow of colors to a bad acid flashback. Also, a fingering-weight sweater? What was I thinking? Did I want this to be the Sweater of Drudgery? Size 3 needles are not meant for that much knitting.

So now it lives in my stash, with other regrettable purchases . . .

Random Oddball Skeins

Ooooh, I’m only $7 from free shipping! I’ll just poke around the sale section and buy two skeins of a discontinued yarn that isn’t enough to make anything and will be impossible to get more of! That definitely won’t live in my yarn stash forever, taking up space and mocking my poor life choices.

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This represents a lot of “free” shipping.

Braids of Fiber

It’s so gorgeous and fluffy in the braid, but then you have to spin it. Being a casual part-time spinner, my technique isn’t the most consistent, so I never know what weight the final yarn will be. However, I can be sure of one thing: it is never enough for whatever I want to do with it. (Fiber also has two stash-lives: first as fiber, then again as yarn.)

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Why can’t it just spin itself?

Festival Yarns

This is my one chance to get a one-of-a-kind handspun bulky sparkle yarn! Sure, there are only 50 yards, but that’s enough to make a headband or a pair of mitts, right? (Pro tip: No. Buy two.)

White Cobweb-weight Yarn

Seriously, self? Are you really going to knit a wedding-ring shawl? Especially in white? Doubly especially because you have a black cat? It’s going to be covered in cat hair before it’s even fully cast on. Wedding-ring shawls are also a million stitches with giant lace charts and require more focus than your hummingbird-on-amphetamines brain can handle.

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I appreciate the aspiration, but this will never be me.

What regrettable yarn purchases are in your yarn stash?

(Originally posted on May 29, 2018; updated on April 4, 2019.)


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  1. Bought about 20 balls of wool to knit a blanket – about 10 years ago! Turned out it was the wrong colour – too dark….. So still in my yarn stash.

  2. Bought about 20 balls of wool to knit a blanket – about 10 years ago! Turned out it was the wrong colour – too dark….. So still in my yarn stash.

  3. You can always go back to your LYS and ask them for help picking a more suitable project for the yarn you got. Unlike with yarn bought online, your purchase in a LYS comes with experts well equipped to help you make the most out of your yarn purchases.

    1. We agree! We have covered the industrious passion of the LYS several times and are big fans.
      Read about the businesses we have covered here: https://www.interweave.com/tag/lys/
      I hope the perspective of the writer is not misunderstood here. She is not criticizing the LYS where she purchased the yarn, she is simply criticizing her own choices in the heat of a yarn-loving moment. We’ve all been there. It’s okay. She is a prolific knitter and more than likely found a use for the unicorn yarn.
      Visit the site of the LYS where Laura purchased her yarn: https://www.mysisterknits.com/
      We love them!

  4. You can always go back to your LYS and ask them for help picking a more suitable project for the yarn you got. Unlike with yarn bought online, your purchase in a LYS comes with experts well equipped to help you make the most out of your yarn purchases.

    1. We agree! We have covered the industrious passion of the LYS several times and are big fans.
      Read about the businesses we have covered here: https://www.interweave.com/tag/lys/
      I hope the perspective of the writer is not misunderstood here. She is not criticizing the LYS where she purchased the yarn, she is simply criticizing her own choices in the heat of a yarn-loving moment. We’ve all been there. It’s okay. She is a prolific knitter and more than likely found a use for the unicorn yarn.
      Visit the site of the LYS where Laura purchased her yarn: https://www.mysisterknits.com/
      We love them!

  5. What I see in your “regretable” purchases are balls of yarn waiting for a new knitter to learn with. I see doll blankets. I see colors that can be combined with another “not enough” ball of yarn to knit a striped hat or mittens, or a baby sweater, for charity knitting. O see bed socks for an invalid. I see knitted squares that will be sewn I to a lap blanket for someone in a wheel chair where the varied colors and textures would be appreciated. There are no “regrettable purchases” in my stash!!

  6. What I see in your “regretable” purchases are balls of yarn waiting for a new knitter to learn with. I see doll blankets. I see colors that can be combined with another “not enough” ball of yarn to knit a striped hat or mittens, or a baby sweater, for charity knitting. O see bed socks for an invalid. I see knitted squares that will be sewn I to a lap blanket for someone in a wheel chair where the varied colors and textures would be appreciated. There are no “regrettable purchases” in my stash!!

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