Hold Your Nose
Duuuude. Wool smells bad when it's wet. Now add vinegar and heat it up. Nasty.
But there's light at the end of the Kool-Aid, loves. My kitchen doesn't stink this morning. And neither does the wool; it smells kinda fruity. That's it hanging in our bathroom (that — thank you for witholding judgment on the aesthetics — will be retiled soon) with a couple cans of tomato paste stretching it out.
Of course, I'd thought the so-packaged "blue" Kool-Aid would actually be blue. I was wrong. It was red. Duh.