Gag or Joke Bra !!!


I made this bra as a joke Christmas gift for one of our delivery guys at work. He loved it and even put it on!! For his birthday I made him a Thong. He loved that too!!! He has such a good humor. This is really a guide because you can alter it to fit who you want. Have fun!!

Materials List

Red Heart Soft (or any Super Soft) 4ply yarn 1 ball green, 2 small colored fuzzy pom-poms, and I added “Merry Christmas” tape, but you can use what you like, like tassels!!

Finished Size

any size you choose. Add more rows to make it bigger.


I crochet tight, so depends on you.

The Pattern

“Cups” [make 2]
Rnd 1…ch 4, 7dcs in 4th ch from hook, join, do not turn.
Rnd 2…ch 2, dc in joining, (dc in next st, 2dcs in next st) 3 times, dc in last, join, do not turn.
Rnd 3…ch 2, dc in joining, (dc in next 2sts, 2dcs in next st) 3 times, dc to end, join, do not turn.
Rnd 4…ch 2, dc in joining, (dc in next 3sts, 2dcs in next st) 3 times, dc to end, join, do not turn.
Fasten off.

[Note: you can make these as big as you want by adding more rounds]

Strap between cups [make 1]
Rnd 1: ch 6, sc in 5th sc from hook and in next 4 sc to end. Ch 1 and turn.
Rnd 2: sc in ea sc across, ch 1 and turn.

It’s up to you if you want more rounds between your cups, when wide enough, fasten off.

Side and Back Straps [make 2]

Again, this will depend on how “big” you want to make your bra. As you can see in the pics, my model isn’t small. Measure [if you can] the size you want to make and make a chin long enough to fit and be tied in the back. I made mine with 2 rows of sc.

Shoulder Straps [make 2]

Use 2 – 3 rows of sc long enough when fastened to cup will meet with the back straps.


Attach the middle strap to both cups. Attach the side straps to the side of each cup. Attach the shoulder straps to the middle of each cup and to the back strap. Sew the pom-poms or tassels and the tape to the tips and top of the cups. [See pictures]

Have fun!!!

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